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I ran into an awesome problem today: I wanted to tweet something without telling some of my business followers that I had a rat at my home. Then I remembered… I built my own social network! Yea! D&M serves the purpose just fine.
So:
I’m having a tough time with something… Help me find exactly which part is untrue:1. I started smoking (long story).
2. While smoking, I was looking for satellites in the Dallas Sky. I spotted a couple and asked my wife to me out and see. When she did, we saw 2 rats crawling along the power lines. Of course Abby freaked out and I swore they were actually possum. As if my long tailed, beady eyed dopplegangers would have been any better than seeing actual rats exit my home on a cable network.
3. Wifey is at a concert tonight, Bon Jovi.
4. While wifey was rocking it to big hair, I was enjoying a smoke as if it were religion itself. While out looking for the same satellite that passed over my house at 9:24 PM CST on Thursday and Friday, I saw it… Not just a rat, but a fracking family of them. They actually went and met on the cable line as if they were having communion: sniffing each other out, bowing the head, and taking a bit to eat.
5. I went running today.
